Fuck cars.

"Nick, Drives a Cobalt LT" (dropagearanddisappear) 08/20/2014 at 17:42 • Filed to: None

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Was going to take a special trip to see my lady, but fucking thing died on me.....Guess I'll waste all my free time dealing with it.

mcseanerson > Nick, Drives a Cobalt LT 08/20/2014 at 17:45

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Don't blame the car Nick.

PatBateman > Nick, Drives a Cobalt LT 08/20/2014 at 17:46

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HEY HEY HEY. Watch it, skippy. That title isn't a good thing.

Either the rest of us will think that you're bad-mouthing all cars (on a car forum) or you're into Dragoning.

Nick, Drives a Cobalt LT > mcseanerson 08/20/2014 at 17:49

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I'll blame autozone for a faulty part then, the tensioner grenaded causing my timing chain to time travel....

Nick, Drives a Cobalt LT > PatBateman 08/20/2014 at 17:50

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Dragnoning mostly.

Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > Nick, Drives a Cobalt LT 08/20/2014 at 17:52

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Change your name to "Nick, my cars work fine" and things will likely turn around for you.

Nick, Drives a Cobalt LT > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif 08/20/2014 at 17:53

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Maybe..... I'll give it a shot.

mcseanerson > Nick, Drives a Cobalt LT 08/20/2014 at 18:03

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Do we need to talk Nick?

Nick, Drives a Cobalt LT > mcseanerson 08/20/2014 at 18:04

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Uh.........no......We don't need to talk, I got the talk already and I use a god damned condom. Get off my back.

Manuél Ferrari > Nick, Drives a Cobalt LT 08/20/2014 at 18:30

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Don't fuck your car. That could lead to serious injury

FriskyDingo > Nick, Drives a Cobalt LT 08/20/2014 at 18:57

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Can you atleast get another tensioner? or has the warranty ran out on it

Nick, Drives a Cobalt LT > FriskyDingo 08/20/2014 at 20:36

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I have no warranty I voided that

Its a highly modified Cobalt.....

FriskyDingo > Nick, Drives a Cobalt LT 08/20/2014 at 20:47

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well then, did the valves make sweet love to the pistons?

Nick, Drives a Cobalt LT > FriskyDingo 08/20/2014 at 20:52

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Non-interferance engine, the timing has jumped WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY more than it did today, so I klnow it didn't make love.

FriskyDingo > Nick, Drives a Cobalt LT 08/20/2014 at 22:12

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Atleast you got lucky there, GM finally did something smart.

Nick, Drives a Cobalt LT > FriskyDingo 08/20/2014 at 22:21

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Euro Division anyways haha

the engine is from an Opel

Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment > Nick, Drives a Cobalt LT 08/20/2014 at 23:38

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Oh man. I know the feeling. It's jealous, it doesn't want you to give her any more of your attention.